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What will my baby look like?

July 25, 2012      15 Comments

I bet a lot of expectant moms dream of how adorable their baby is going be.  They picture an angelic creature that probably sparkles with purity and goodness.

Not me.

Here’s what I picture:

Voldemort

Just imagine that popping out of your lady parts.  Go head.  I’ll give you some time to let it sink in.

It’s not okay.  I don’t want a Voldemort baby.

So, I’m coming to you for a bit of reassurance.  If there’s anyone on the planet who can convince me my baby won’t come out hungry for death and revenge, it’s you guys.

Here’s what we have to work with.

This is me, striking a pose.  If I’d had hair, I bet it would have been blowing lusciously behind me.

And here’s Ryan, inexplicably refusing a bite of cake.  Trust me, that doesn’t happen these days.

Our combined gene pools can’t possibly make this:

Can it?

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  1. Karen Peterson says

    July 26, 2012 at 1:04 am

    I have thoughts like that, too! Even though I am nowhere near the vicinity of even contemplating impending motherhood. But I do worry about that.

    However, your baby is going to be absolutely beautiful and awesome and probably won’t even so much as try to bite people. For at least 6 or 7 months. NOTHING to worry about. 🙂

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  2. engineermom says

    July 26, 2012 at 5:22 am

    It won’t look like that, it might have lots of hair though, that’s a little odd the first time. Of course new born babies are a little odd looking, but as my husband says, they just look squished at first, then they get cute, even if they will be ugly later. Your baby will look squished at first, and might have a cone head, but you can be sure that they only think of food for about the first four weeks. That means they aren’t evil right at first.

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  3. Little Gray Pixel says

    July 26, 2012 at 5:42 am

    LOL. When I was pregnant I had a dream that I gave birth to a tadpole. It was whisked away to the NICU aka the Zoo, where it was caged up for people to gawk at.

    No, your baby won’t look like Voldemort. 🙂

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  4. Lin says

    July 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    You’re such a goofball, of course your baby won’t look like that. Look at how cute you two were!

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  5. Mo 'Betta says

    July 26, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Girl, you need help. I say that in the most loving way of course 😉

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  6. MariaAna says

    July 27, 2012 at 2:07 am

    ha ha ha I love lookin at old baby photos.. ha ha ha and I wish my future baby will inherit my husband’s and mine’s genes.. LOL

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  7. Kassi @ Truly Lovely says

    July 26, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    You crack me up! Looks like you both have cute chubby baby cheeks! There’s nothing Voldemort about that! 😉

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  8. Sprinkled with Flour says

    July 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Lol! I’m sure you’re baby would never look like that, but they sure can act like it sometimes:)

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  9. Meg says

    July 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    No Voldy babies for you! I promise!

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  10. Ashley says

    July 27, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Haha, this really made me laugh!! I doubt your baby will come out like Voldemort, I’m sure you will have an adorably squishy newborn 🙂

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  11. denisemalloy.com says

    July 28, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    No chance of a freaky Voldemort baby with this cuteness in the gene pool!

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  12. Jessa Fee says

    August 11, 2012 at 12:52 am

    Oh my goodness, you were both such cutie patooties! Your baby will undoubtedly be adorable.

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  13. Stephanie says

    August 11, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Oh my word, this made me laugh out loud! When I was pregnant I was sure our baby was going to end up with all of our bad genes. I remember looking at her when she was born and actually being shocked by how beautiful she was.

    I think you guys were both adorable! Although refusing cake is a problem. : )

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  14. Bromeliad says

    August 31, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    I’m crying laughing.

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  1. 30 weeks pregnant {how did that happen?} says:
    March 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    […] get me wrong, I’m super excited to see the baby.  I can’t wait to hold him (even if he does look like Voldemort) and kiss him and just generally get high on baby. But it’s still scary.  I mean, a baby is […]

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