I bet a lot of expectant moms dream of how adorable their baby is going be. They picture an angelic creature that probably sparkles with purity and goodness.
Not me.
Here’s what I picture:
Just imagine that popping out of your lady parts. Go head. I’ll give you some time to let it sink in.
It’s not okay. I don’t want a Voldemort baby.
So, I’m coming to you for a bit of reassurance. If there’s anyone on the planet who can convince me my baby won’t come out hungry for death and revenge, it’s you guys.
Here’s what we have to work with.
This is me, striking a pose. If I’d had hair, I bet it would have been blowing lusciously behind me.
And here’s Ryan, inexplicably refusing a bite of cake. Trust me, that doesn’t happen these days.
Our combined gene pools can’t possibly make this:
Can it?
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I have thoughts like that, too! Even though I am nowhere near the vicinity of even contemplating impending motherhood. But I do worry about that.
However, your baby is going to be absolutely beautiful and awesome and probably won’t even so much as try to bite people. For at least 6 or 7 months. NOTHING to worry about. 🙂
It won’t look like that, it might have lots of hair though, that’s a little odd the first time. Of course new born babies are a little odd looking, but as my husband says, they just look squished at first, then they get cute, even if they will be ugly later. Your baby will look squished at first, and might have a cone head, but you can be sure that they only think of food for about the first four weeks. That means they aren’t evil right at first.
LOL. When I was pregnant I had a dream that I gave birth to a tadpole. It was whisked away to the NICU aka the Zoo, where it was caged up for people to gawk at.
No, your baby won’t look like Voldemort. 🙂
You’re such a goofball, of course your baby won’t look like that. Look at how cute you two were!
Girl, you need help. I say that in the most loving way of course 😉
ha ha ha I love lookin at old baby photos.. ha ha ha and I wish my future baby will inherit my husband’s and mine’s genes.. LOL
You crack me up! Looks like you both have cute chubby baby cheeks! There’s nothing Voldemort about that! 😉
Lol! I’m sure you’re baby would never look like that, but they sure can act like it sometimes:)
No Voldy babies for you! I promise!
Haha, this really made me laugh!! I doubt your baby will come out like Voldemort, I’m sure you will have an adorably squishy newborn 🙂
No chance of a freaky Voldemort baby with this cuteness in the gene pool!
Oh my goodness, you were both such cutie patooties! Your baby will undoubtedly be adorable.
Oh my word, this made me laugh out loud! When I was pregnant I was sure our baby was going to end up with all of our bad genes. I remember looking at her when she was born and actually being shocked by how beautiful she was.
I think you guys were both adorable! Although refusing cake is a problem. : )
I’m crying laughing.