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Your sugar-free lifestyle offends me

July 9, 2012      8 Comments

I’m kidding.  You can abstain from sugar if you want to.  It’s no skin off my backside.

But I think you should know, I don’t care what you say, that sugar-free cream cheese frosting isn’t actually an acceptable substitute for the real thing.

If there aren’t cups and cups and possibly gallons of sugar in that frosting, I will know.  And I will throw your well-meaning red velvet cupcake back at you.

I will do it.  You know I will.  I will stick that thing in a rocket launcher and catapult it right at your face.

Just so you know how much I love sugar, I made this:

Trish loves sugar illustration

This entire post has been brought to you by mild heat exhaustion, hunger and pregnancy related rage.

You’re welcome.

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  1. Melanie says

    July 9, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Hilarious!!! I totally agree! I can detect Splenda from a mile away and I will NOT be eating whatever it’s in.

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  2. Sam says

    July 9, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Natural sugar is better for you anyway. Who wants that processed aspartame junk in their bodies?!? Its all about moderation 🙂

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  3. denisemalloy.com says

    July 10, 2012 at 12:01 am

    Ditto for fat-free, shmat-free. Bring on the real deal!

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  4. Mo 'Betta says

    July 10, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    So how did that glucose tolerance test go 😉

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  5. Lin says

    July 11, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Real sugar is a must for me. I hate those substitutes, they’re pretty nasty. Your drawing was hilarious!

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  6. Kassi @ Truly Lovely says

    July 11, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    HAHAHA! Oh gosh! Your stick figure Trish is cracking me up! Where’s her baby belly though?? That helps explain the whole sucking of sugar a little probably… 🙂

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  7. Meghan @ Shine On says

    July 19, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    This made me laugh! Unless you’re using Stevia, sugar-free products are TERRIBLE, so I’m with you – bring on the sugar…in moderation. Ha!

    Happy Thursday!

    xox,
    Meghan

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  8. Meyser says

    August 28, 2012 at 5:56 am

    LOL! I almost peed my pants looking at your stick-figure. Somehow I just read your post about not hearing a heartbeat and a baby who’s punching and kicking you like a little monster. Sugar kick!! I think you’re totally right though. Nothing beats the real deal. I have the same thing going on with crisps. I hate the low-budget versions. Call me a snob, but in my opinion they tast like dust. I will eat them anyway, because hey, it’s crisps 🙂

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