I’m kidding. You can abstain from sugar if you want to. It’s no skin off my backside.
But I think you should know, I don’t care what you say, that sugar-free cream cheese frosting isn’t actually an acceptable substitute for the real thing.
If there aren’t cups and cups and possibly gallons of sugar in that frosting, I will know. And I will throw your well-meaning red velvet cupcake back at you.
I will do it. You know I will. I will stick that thing in a rocket launcher and catapult it right at your face.
Just so you know how much I love sugar, I made this:
This entire post has been brought to you by mild heat exhaustion, hunger and pregnancy related rage.
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