I feel like I have nothing but random rambling these days, so it’s quite appropriate that I’m linking up with Lin for Ten on Tuesday. Because all I have to do is tell you 10 random things and hope you like it. Or at the very least you hope you won’t think I’ve lost my mind.
1. I’d stab someone in the throat right now for a glass of wine, or a beer, or maybe just a shot of Nyquil. I don’t care. Someone just get this fetus out of me so I can have a drink. Please.
2. I hate craigslist. But I always forget how much I hate it until I try to use it again and realize how I’d rather just throw my stuff in the trash than try to sell it to the idiots who troll there. Maybe it’s a regional thing, but mental midgets abound on our craigslist. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
3. Last night I made dinner (miracle number 1) and then I cleaned up all the dishes afterward (miracle number 2). I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I might do it again tonight.
4. I finally found a pair of maternity jeans that fit me in all the critical areas. Also, hell yeah, maternity pants. Why don’t we just get to wear these suckers our whole lives?
5. I had a dream last night that I was getting married. Well, I thought I was getting married. Apparently it was someone else’s wedding but they felt bad for me, so they pretended I was the bride. They let me know when I showed up to take the wedding pictures. Dream or not, that’s just not nice.
6. We have a new customer at work. Everyone there has a thick Indian accent. The last guy who called, I’m not sure, but I think I might have accepted his marriage proposal. We’ll have to wait that out and see what happens.
7. I’ve refrained (mostly) from complaining publicly about NBC’s coverage of the Olympics. But they actually had the audacity to run segments about James Bond and WWII (among others) during prime time when they could have been showing events? If I want to learn about Hitler, I’ll turn on the History Channel. Also, starting gymnastics at 10pm? How dare you.
8. I pee all the time. I might be peeing right now. I just might be.
9. We had a yard sale on Saturday. Certain parts of the house still look like an episode of Hoarders waiting to happen. And no, you can’t go in the garage. I mean, you seriously can’t. There ain’t nowhere to walk in there.
10. We’re going to finally register for baby stuff on Saturday. I told Ryan he could register for anything he wanted. Then I heard him mumble something about a baby Darth Vader helmet. Jesus, give me strength.
This list cracks me up! Ha! And I think the CL thing is regional. I had tons of success in NashVegas. New location? Not so much…
xox,
Meghan
Hilarious!!! Love it
I DO like your 10 random things…very much. So funny. Don’t worry…eventually baby comes out, breastfeeding ends and mommy starts to drink again…and probably much more than before.
too funny. Good luck registering for baby I am sure it will be overwhelming they have so much more even in the last 11 years!
Thanks for the Laugh (with a capital L), I needed that. Followed you on FB and twitter,joined your blog as a follower as well. That’s all I got!
Karen @ BakingInATornado
I am trying to sell my furniture/rent my room in the apartment via Craigslist right now and I just want to hit my head on the desk… I hate hate hate hate hate …(if I had more energy after showing the room to someone else, I’d keep writing “hate”) using craigslist. SO many people who can’t read directions or send the most annoying and time-wasting emails ever.
I can’t tell you how many times I said “THIS FURNITURE IS A SET” and I get people saying “Can I buy this one piece for way under what it’s worth and not buy the set?” NO. Just NO. Ugh.
this is great! Found it on bloggers – it caught my eye because ’10 things’ is the whole concept of my blog
I feel for you with the beer thing, don’t tell, but once I start nursing I have a sip of beer every now and then. And, yes, I wear maternity jeans when I am not pregnant. SHHH. Craig’s list is crazy here too, but sometimes you get lucky so the optimist in me keeps trying.
1. omg this totally made me crack up! Hope someone gets you a giant bottle of wine as a ‘giving birth’ gift haha.
3. The Mayan’s must have been right about the world coming to end :/
5. Bahaha!
6. Oh, well that dream you had about getting married must have been about your upcoming Indian nuptials.
8. Holy shit, I may have just peed from laughing at this.
10. Boys…they never freakin’ grow up.
Thanks for linking up & the laughs!
I can, wholeheartedly, relate to #1.
What a ride. LOL. Love this list.
This is wholeheartedly hilarious. I love every minute of it!
There are crazy people on Craigslist. I just hate when someone says they want to see something and then never show up. So rude!