I bet a lot of expectant moms dream of how adorable their baby is going be. They picture an angelic creature that probably sparkles with purity and goodness. Not me. Here's what I picture: Just imagine that popping out of your lady parts. Go head. I'll give you some time to ...
Your sugar-free lifestyle offends me
I'm kidding. You can abstain from sugar if you want to. It's no skin off my backside. But I think you should know, I don't care what you say, that sugar-free cream cheese frosting isn't actually an acceptable substitute for the real thing. If there aren't cups and cups and possibly gallons ...
Meet the Pets {Dewey}
It's time for another installment of Meet the Pets! I've already told you about Domino, and now we're moving onto Dewey. He's the only dog in a house with five cats and two humans. He doesn't seem to mind though. Nor does it seem to bother him that he only has one eye. You only need one of ...
Welcome to Team Boy
This whole time, I just had this feeling. I knew it was going to be a boy. I've gravitated toward everything boy from the beginning. Boy names have come to me easier. Ideas for a boy's nursery run rampant through my brain. I've even ignored all the cute girly clothes in the store and instead ...
My house won’t kill me {at least not this week}
Home ownership is a real treat. Like when things break. And you have to pay to fix them. Or get your hammer out and pretend you know what you're doing and break things even worse. Not that I'd ever do that. A couple of years ago our concrete steps started to crumble. And yes, we've been ...
This will not become a baby blog
Nothing against baby blogs. Because I love baby blogs. I read them all the time. I know more about complete strangers' breast feeding habits than I should. But, I don't want my blog to be a baby blog. I mean, it's about me after all. And I'm not a baby. Unless you catch me right after I wake ...
